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It's Time We Recognize Randall Park As The Bonafide Hottie That He Is

If you’re horny for rom-coms, chances are you’ve already seen Ali Wong and Randall Park’s new Netflix movie, Always Be My Maybe.

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And if you’re horny in general, you definitely saw Randall Park’s smile, arms, and ass blessing your screen and your eyes. 👀

Yes, Keanu Reeves and Daniel Dae Kim were there too. And yes, they're hot. But this is about Randall right now!!

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Yes, Keanu Reeves and Daniel Dae Kim were there too. And yes, they’re hot. But this is about Randall right now!!

Which is to say, holy crap Randall Park is a whole meal and the world deserves to know it!!

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Now, you may be telling me, “Pablo, we’ve BEEN thirsting,” and to that I say, “Good for you, Pam.” Yes, Randall’s carried an aura of sexy zaddy energy wherever he goes, but this movie solidified all those thirsty thoughts for me.

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And I’m not the only one who feels this way. Say hello to my partners in thirst:

And to speak to the tweet above this beat, I present to you Randall’s bare ass while he drunkenly pees on an amp.

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Here it is zoomed in, for science.

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Booty aside, Randall is actually a good musician too, and all of Hello Peril’s music in the film is a total ~vibe~.

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And luckily for us all, their songs are on Spotify, so close your eyes and take in the sweet, smooth sounds of Randall’s voice.

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OK, now open them and look at this photo of Randall still looking cute/concerned while laying naked on a table with dead skin on his back.

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And this photo of him showing that trillion-dollar smile.

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Can’t forget this one of him angrily wearing a tank top.

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Basically what I’m trying to get at here is that I want Randall to be the leading man in my life.

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He does something to me that I honestly can’t even explain in words, and he just might make you feel the same way.

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But if you feel like you have a shot at him before me…

(This doesn't go for his wife though. Sorry, Jae.)

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(This doesn’t go for his wife though. Sorry, Jae.)



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