If you’re anything like me, you know that pickles are the grossest things on the planet.
Well, whether you hate ’em or love ’em, let me introduce you to the Amazon reviews for Best Maid Dill Juice.
This thing has 676 reviews and a 4.5 star-average rating. It’s also the #1 bestseller in the absolutely flooded “Dill Pickles” category.
People think this tastes “JUST LIKE THE JUICE in pickle jars.”
Some think it’s the perfect “post-exercise drink for calf cramps.”
It’s even physical therapist-approved for that exact purpose!
…Or nighttime leg cramps. I guess people just get a lot of cramps, idk.
It’s the best thing for “after mowing the lawn.”
Or for pickle popsicles and pickle “snow cones.”
If you’re on the keto diet, then you damn bet you need to pair this pickle juice with your lard and cheese meatloaf.
This salty pale juice is also the perfect liquid to hydrate with after a long afternoon under the summer heat.
Got a friend’s birthday coming up? Pickle juice also makes the perfect gift.
In other words, whether your leg is cramping, or your 20th wedding anniversary is coming up, or you’re living in a city in which it is now summer, you need a gallon of pickle juice.